My cycling career is not particularly illustrious, which is shame really because when I started doing triathlons it turned out to be far and away my best event. I should probably put that in context, I couldn’t swim more than 20m of front crawl when I decided to do my first race.
I learnt to ride on a splendid blue and yellow, solid rubber wheeled number thanks to my dad repeatedly launching me down a slope in the garden. Move forward to my teenage years in a village in South Bedfordshire and I’m cycling everywhere. I seemed to pick girlfriends that kept me fit.
It was around this time I got my first proper bike, a blue metallic 10-speed Peugeot racer. Everyone else had Grifters and BMXs but I was never one for tricks and off-roading. Speed was my thing.
A few years later a friend and I, full of ambitious schemes as we always were, decided to cycle across Europe. We trained, a bit, and got ourselves prepared ready for the off. Unfortunately he found love in the shape of a bewitching red-head (they often are in my experience
) and I was left to do it on my own.
Not feeling like giving up, off I went to Portsmouth (on the train) and across to Cherbourg. Now when I say we’d trained a bit, we’d never actually trained with any load onboard. My memory of arriving in Cherbourg was struggling up an enormous hill with 4 panniers stuffed to the gills, a not particularly light tent and a guitar on a bracket I’d rather ingeniously fashioned out of a hanging basket holder I’d found in the garage. Oh and did I mentioned I was on a mountain bike with knobbly tires.
I lasted a couple of days, but bored of being on my own and tired of dragging far too much around Normandy I cycled back to Hampshire, dropped my bike off and hitch-hiked round Europe instead. One day I’ll go back to Cherbourg and discover it was a minor incline that has manifested itself in my memory, much like a Wagon Wheel does (though they really have got smaller).
And that’s about it for my cycling career. I cycle to work in the centre of Nottingham most days on my trusty Brompton (come on Adrian, that would really be a challenge), get some road miles in on my Cannondale when I can, and compete in triathlons when I’ve squeezed in enough training around family and work.
Looking forward to a great trip, raising some serious money and showing our children what’s possible.