There were two riders called Ade and Lee
Who developed quite a rivalry
Over which type of gears were best
As all around them will attest.
The constant sniping on the blog
About shimmying or campagnog.
Is it perhaps a continental thing
Where Italian gears are seen as bling?
Or maybe the shrewd ‘Nihon-jin’
Craft the gears for bikes to win.
What’s the difference? A gear’s a gear!
So why pretend we have any idea?
Let’s just wait and watch the show
As Lee and Ade their trumpets blow.
In my experience it’s legs that count
Once lycra is seated on a mount.
Of course, it is open for debate
For the next installment you’ll have to wait!
(Nihon-jin = Japanese)